Request for a scouting mission

[ramblin_rosie]

I know some of you have read my Narnian anti-Sue stories Inquiring Minds... and Rumor Has It. Well, I'm currently working on a third installment for Prince Caspian, and while I was prepared for Susan/Caspian (and have a plan for dealing with it), the Peter/Caspian and Peter/Susan summaries on the Just In page on FF.n have dissuaded me from doing much scouring for bad pairings on my own.
SO
Does anyone know of any other ridiculously bad pairings that have already shown up or that you think we can anticipate?
Thanks in advance!